Haha, reingefallen. Wie so ziemlich alle. Hatten wir also echt geglaubt, T-Shirt Hell-Betreiber Sunshine Megatron hätte die Faxen dicke. Aber nein, das war dann doch nur ein verfrühter Aprilscherz oder wahlweise ein sehr cleverer Marketing-Feldzug.

And just so I make this clear. I haven’t decided to keep T-Shirt Hell going because of the tens of thousands of supportive emails we received or because of the press and sales we generated over the last 3 weeks (nearly 100,000 shirts sold). We were never…ever…leaving in the first place. Let’s just call it tough love. Sometimes you need to kick your loved ones in the assholes to get them to satisfy their need for awesome t-shirts (and to fill my bank account). I know a lot of our fans are stingy motherfuckers and need to be “inspired” to get off their fat asses to spend money in ways that truly enhance lives and bring joy to the world. Well, that’s what I did.

Let’s call it my own personal stimulus package (besides my normal, daily “personal stimulus” if you know what I’m sayin). In 3 weeks, I’ve done EXACTLY what is needed to stimulate any economy..and that is to get people to open their wallets. Not only did the last 3 weeks save jobs at T-Shirt Hell, they’ve opened up a whole new world to the people who had never bought our shirts until now.

Wäre ich einer der 100000 T-Shirt-Käufer der letzten drei Wochen gewesen,  würde ich mich jetzt schwer verarscht fühlen. Selbst wenn die zehn Prozent Rabatt als Trostpflaster wirken. Seitens der Fans scheint die Erleichterung aber zu überwiegen. Mein liebster Kommentar dazu:

rm  02/16/09 12:46 am

HAA, I knew something was up! Fucking genius on your part! Good way to sell a shitload of shirts. I should tell my girlfriend my dick is going out of business.

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